russianwater:

alfred-floorflusher-jones:

foreveraheroamerica:

refractionable:

tomatoes-and-vodka:

writeasifnooneisreading:

bathtub-hetalia:

Da?

… LATVIA WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

I already am one with him

It happened a couple months ago

NOPE NOW GO AWAY OR ELSE I’M KAWAII BEAMING YOU INTO OUTER SPACE (⊙‿⊙✿)

ooc: I WOULD BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA!!I MAY BE AN AMERICA RPER BUT MY FAVORITE HETALIA MAN IS RUSSIA!!!!! *FAN GIRLS*

ooc: if becoming one with russia means having sex with him and drinking vodka all day i’m in. he’s so fucking cute

:3c

I would become one with Russia in a heartbeat. I hope he doesn’t mind the fact that I’m American :/

(Source: bathtalia)

rofflcer:

Is it weird that I’d fuck the shit out of Simba and Scar like that?

SAME.

(Source: vanthu)

dirtyhetaliaconfessions:

“Whenever I go to bed at night, I always imagine Russia tying my arms and feet to the posts, whipping my chest and back until I screamed for him to stop. He then fucks me until I can’t walk for weeks.”
Source

OH MY GOD YES.

dirtyhetaliaconfessions:

“Whenever I go to bed at night, I always imagine Russia tying my arms and feet to the posts, whipping my chest and back until I screamed for him to stop. He then fucks me until I can’t walk for weeks.”

Source

OH MY GOD YES.

kawaiiliquidsnakedesu asked
MOTHER GOTHEL, KTHX.

Someone I’d like to lock myself in a tower with for 18 years? Hmmm…

How about….YOU. no. no. I don’t know. I would say Alan Rickman, because that’s the obvious answer, but by the time we got out, he would be 84. Or dead. So let’s go with…Milla Jovovich. Yup. MILLA JOVOVICH.